You must've clicked on the wrong link or something, because now you're in The Lair. No one has the attention span to maintain a personal website anymore. You youngins are just too cool for that. I am not.

I started building websites in a time before Tumblr, Instagram, and whatever other social media happens to be big at the moment. I do enjoy Tumblr and, to a far lesser extent Facebook, but for me having a centralized website to collect items from my various interests will always be a necessity. Anyway, here's a random slide show.

Tinkerbell, you come at night
Tinkerbell, make me fly
Tinkerbell, keep me young
Tinkerbell, tell me lies

Tinkerbell, throw your pixie dust
Tinkerbell, make me glow
Tinkerbell, keep me high
I’ll pay anything to watch your show

Tinkerbell, you keep me young
Tinkerbell, you make me free
Tinkerbell, you make me believe
All the worst things about me

Tinkerbell, you’re beautiful
Tinkerbell, you make me stare
Tinkerbell, you pretty pixie
I’ve forgotten how to care

Tinkerbell, you're all I love
Tinkerbell, I love how I feel
Tinkerbell, I know you're make believe
But to me, you're the only thing that's real

Tinkerbell, don’t fly away
Tinkerbell, I’ll do anything to keep you
Tinkerbell, I’ll give you a kiss
And inhale when you say to

Tinkerbell, you showed me sex
Tinkerbell, you gave me life
Tinkerbell, when I died inside
You were the one holding the knife

Tinkerbell, I’m still a little boy
Tinkerbell, you hid the sun
Tinkerbell, I still hear your whispers
"I promise I'll keep you young."